I know you think you’re a smart man, but every time you get around beautiful women you can’t think straight. Sentences don’t form properly, your pupils dilate, all of your thoughts escape you. Your brain goes BYE BYE! You become nothing more than a stupid drooly gooner! You know there is no end to this, you can’t help yourself may as well embrace it. Embrace your inner GOON - stroke after stroke your braincells begin to melt. So helplessly lost in Goddess Alissa, you know you should stop but you can’t. You stroke all your brain cells away replacing every single thought with just my tits. Just my face. Me and only ME! You’ve found your purpose in life, being my pump puppet. My drooly gooner. STROKE STROKE STROKE!