Your cock is so small that I think you should be named after it. You need a nickname that describes you for what and who you are – so from now on I’ll be referring to you as ‘teenie weenie’. So, if you’re on any dating apps or social media, I want you changing your username to one that’s far more fitting for you. The embarrassment you’ll feel when people ask about your name will be fully justified and deserved. It’s better for women to be warned from the start because no woman wants an undersized cock like yours. Little dicks like yours need to be phased out of existence, it’s for the best.