A day at the beach calls for me to make all the losers there as vulnerable and obedient as possible. To help me unwind and have fun today, my bikini bitch splurged on a brand new three-piece swimsuit. Many more weak, groveling losers will be drawn to me, I have no doubt. It's hilariously ironic that I'm wearing something that another loser spent money on that will only attract more losers. As I go and destroy marriages and the minds of people who would otherwise bow down to the Supreme Ebony Goddess, allow me to seduce you briefly before I leave. I can only imagine the torment you'll be in all day, wondering how my day is going