I’m your next-door neighbor who decided to randomly pay you a visit. We engage in some friendly chitchat, and I take my sweatshirt off because it feels warm in the room. You notice hair under my armpits, and I catch you staring. I assume you will be turned off by it, but you admit you are into it. I become relieved that I can just relax and be myself. You tell me you’d like to see more but I’m a little hesitant at first but then I decide to show off a bit. I notice you getting hard through your pants. This excites me. “I won’t hook up with you until we get to know one another better but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun still. I am going to tease you with my hairy pits and tell you how to pump your cock to me.” I tell you how to jerk your cock, but don’t you dare touch me. I move closer to you to place my hairy pits right into your face while you jerk off. Smell me! I giggle. I want to see your cock explode all because you think I’m hot with hairy armpits. This is going to be so much more fun now being neighbors, don’t you think?