You LOVE cheating with porn, but you're just not getting the same dopamine surge that you used to... which is why you and I are going to play a fun little game.  You're going to jerk off to me while you're RIGHT NEXT TO HER.  You even get to say a special little phrase when you cum.  Are you ready to risk your entire marriage just for one EXPLOSIVE orgasm with me?  We both already know the answer.