Agreeing to speak to you without our lawyers present, I am willing to give you one last chance to save our marriage. You receive no emotional warmth from me as I explain that I have only one condition in which I will agree to drop the divorce proceedings. That single condition? That you serve up your testicles, and let me castrate you. Considering all the hell you have put me through, and everything that I could take from you legally, losing your balls is a very small price to pay to keep us together. I know you agree.