Looks like you've been using your company laptop to search some pretty disturbing fetish videos. CBT... ball stomping? I could fire you and send a company- wide email detailing your indiscretions. I'd love to exposing you for the weak, foot obsessed, beta bitch you are. What an embarrassing way to be let go of the company you've devoted 10 years to... or this could be kept between us. I'm overwhelmed with all these upcoming meetings, and you have the perfect set of stress balls for me to get out some aggression. In fact, you're going to strip naked right now and prove you're willing to do what it takes to keep your job.