The holiday season is upon us. Some of you will only get one more paycheck before you're obliged to buy gifts for people you've barely spoken to this year and really don't give that much of a sh!.t about. I'm the one who's made you happy this year, I'm the one who's excited you in ways you didn't even know you could be excited. Think about the limits you pushed for me. I want to make sure you drain your wallet on me now before your weak little brain comes up with other excuses to spend. Your primary obligation is to me. Go ahead and put a smile on my face before you even think about anyone else.