I am kind to you. And I have some news. Some news that'll make your wife very happy, not you. I've befriended your wife! She's been telling me all about you, bitch. And what an underperformer you are. I can now humiliate you with all the things your wife told me about. However it gets better. She's coming over! I'm going to show your wife my giant dildo. I'm going to fuck your wife. Give her the best sex she's had in years - at least you can hear her have good sex, even if it's not with you! I should get you to lick the sheets clean when I'm finished.