Bully Vs Best Friend Wedgies

You're my bff and have been gone on vacation for the last week and left me to deal with my bullies at school all alone. I'm holding my sore butt and clinging my stretched out underwear when you get home and ask me what happened. I go into detail about the all humiliating wedgies I've endured and mention how you've given me wedgies in the past, but it's funny when you do it. I give you permission to go ahead and give me a nice big wedgie and you put me in an atomic, pulling my underwear clear over my face. I stumble around for a bit stuck in the atomic wedgie.