Congratulations, on yet another LOSER year. No come on, really; did you get laid this year? Have a bunch of hot encounters with sexy women (NOT ONLINE!)? Did you get an awesome promotion, is your social calendar just out of control? I thought not. You had another year of jerking off to and paying brat girls online, because that's all a loser like you is good for. So it's time for an intervention. 2016 is going to be different. Buy this for your instructions, pet.