COWGIRL GIANTESS What’s this I find lurking in my ass?!? Shiiitt! It’s A LITTLE MAN??!?! OMG THERES HUNDREDS OF THE TINY VERMIN!!! How will you meet you fate little man?!? Being exterminated & trampled by my cowboy boots? Devoured like a Whisky Sour? Or squashed by my gorgeous tight horse ridin’ ass?!?!?