Such excitement! We're about to go live with an exclusive interview with a SUPER COMPUTER with artificial intelligence. 'Ben' is brand new and still in 'learning mode' and the computer scientists who've invented him warn me that he's still a bit unpredictable. But I've interviewed all sorts of difficult politicians live on TV, and I don't let anyone get the better of me, even a super computer! Since this is a huge scoop, I'm dressed extra carefully, in a lovely new pencil-skirted dress, plus sheer white stockings, gold high heels, a girdle (just to make sure my shape on-camera is good) and a nice silky slip to make sure my lingerie doesn't show under my dress. And we're live in 10, 9. 8... The interview gets off to a great start, but just as I start questioning 'Ben' about the process of learning about our world, he asks *me* a question. Why do I have so many 'layers'? I have no idea what he means - is this programming language? Too late, I realise he's asking about why I'm wearing clothes - this is a totally inappropriate question and I move on swiftly. But what's going on? Suddenly, I don't seem to be able to control my hands, which are plucking at my dress zip, and now UNZIPPING it!! With horror, I realise that 'Ben's curiosity has got the better of him, and he's making me undress against my will. He wants to know what's under my clothes, but I can't be naked in front of a huge studio audience and everyone watching at home! I must try to retain my modesty, but HOW? It's the last thing I want to do, but I'm pulling up my skirt, exposing my silky slip, girdle, and sheer lingerie. Surely I'm not going to end up totally naked, am I??