In this world, you are My ex of several years. I have been thinking about you non-stopped lately, which can only mean one thing: you have been thinking about Me too. I know you say you're happy now with your new wife and your little ones. And you know I'm not usually the home wrecking type. But I just... miss you. I miss all the dirty, naughty things we used to do together-- things I know you're not doing with her. you obviously miss Me too, and while I'm sure you fantasize about Me daily, I thought maybe if you saw My face, My body, heard My voice, you'd realize just how much you want to leave her and come back to Me. So, I made you this video. I look forward to your call...