“Hello! Welcome to SM Summer Suites. We’re so happy you are joining us today!” The somewhat peculiar hotel clerk greets you and asks for your reservation number. She is speaking to you normally, but then every now and then she repeats a word and jerks her head. You ask her if she is ok, but she is confused by your question. She continues to ask you questions about your preferred accommodations and she freezes – eyes staring right at you, not blinking or moving. She finally comes to and repeats her last question. She goes to get your key card to your room and freezes once more. Suddenly her behavior starts to become even more peculiar – she begins moving in an unnatural way and is now on top of the service counter. This must be one of those life-like androids you heard about! She is on all fours and is malfunctioning, shaking her head back and forth and repeating phrases in a different tone of voice and speeds. She seems to power down so you walk over to her and can’t help but be tempted to see what her ass looks like under her dress. You slowly slide it up to reveal a very human like ass. She seems to turn back on and looks towards you, repeating, “Hello!” After her malfunctioning seems to have ceased, you walk closer to her ass again. This time you caress her perfectly made ass, and even spank it a little. Worried you might get caught, you stop and back up. “System Error – Please reset my system…” She is malfunctioning again – and this time, it’s even more erratic! Now she is on her back on the counter, looking almost as if she was sitting in a chair. She turns her head towards you and gives an awkward, creepy smile. She begins to greet you as if you had just arrived and acts as if she is typing on a keyboard. Her body begins to twitch and shake rapidly until she goes still. Suddenly she is conscious again – confused, and a little frightened. She seems to be aware that she is a man-made sentient being and begs you to not tell her creator what happened by offering you free amenities.