Take a deep breath if you’re nervous, but I assure you there’s nothing to be anxious about. This experiment is completely painless. First, I must give you a quick taste test. Don’t question it. It is an important part of My studies. I’ll log your flavor profile in your chart later. I want to start the experimentation now. Since I became Science Officer, I’ve been researching the limits of the human body. One of My biggest questions involves the digestive system. Can the human stomach expand to accommodate large meals? What if that large meal was another whole, living human being? Thankfully, the Captain allowed Me to choose any of the crew to assist in My scientific endeavors. That is where you come in. You’re the perfect candidate to be consumed. Healthy, average physique and no history of insubordination. There is no resistance from you when I part My glossy lips and begin swallowing you. Once compacted into My stomach, the most important part of My research begins. In order to record accurate data, I must focus and make notes, but each little movement you make causes a wave of pleasure. I find Myself obsessing over My plump, full belly. Squeezing and poking. Grabbing and caressing. Before I know it, enough time passes by that you’ve begun to soften and melt from My stomach acids. I will have to tell the Captain that our experiment didn’t work out as planned and I need another crewmember to fill My belly. As you churn inside My expanded stomach, I’ve realized My work isn’t anywhere near being complete. It has only just begun.