You were away for a week and I'm so excited to see you. Of course I missed you dearly but at the same time...you know what your time away has meant. You haven't been around to worship, inhale, and suck up my farts. And you need to make it up for me. Let's go to our favorite pizza place so I can get some fuel! Now that we're home you're gonna be available to me any time I need to fart. I will fart dozens of times in your face all over the house. This is my favorite way to bond with you. :)