You have a humiliating secret, don't you? You don't align with more "normal" kinks like feet or sexy stilettos. No, you're the furthest thing from normal. You, bitch, completely lose your mind over the orthopedic cork soles of Birkenstock sandals! My well-loved Birks have been worn through sweaty summer days and beach vacations, molding to My perfect soles and soaking up their essence. What would you give to run your tongue across them, to nibble on the disintegrating cork, to bury your nose in their scent? Since you're a sexless, degenerate loser, maybe you can even rub your aching, unfuckable cock through the leather straps like the shoe-fucking bitch that you are. You're welcome! The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.