It’s time to switch it up and make it fancy for a minute. Peel off those crusty, dusty old tidey whiteys and go get yourself a new soft, slippery,and shiny pair of satin panties for this round of asscrack annihilation. You can go to the mall or a local big box store to purchase a new pair and you don’t even have to wait to get home to give yourself a nice big wedgie. You can go to the bathroom and slip on those pretty panties and tug yourself into oblivion before you make your way home. You’ll need to listen closely as I have some specific instructions that I want you to follow before the grand finale which involves my favorite, the atomic wedgie, with a little satin twist!