So, I told my friends about your penis size. I have never seen anything so small, and I had to tell someone. Not only did your penis upset me, it made me laugh. Talking to my friends they told me about how small a penis makes them laugh. They agreed that your dicklet sounds so sad. It does nothing for any woman. You cannot please a woman, and everyone knows how small your penis is. My advice to you is either remove your penis or become a woman. Or lock your penis chastity forever. It’s so small!