Smelling my own farts

You love my deep, bassy, bubbly farts...especially when I'm wearing my jeans. But you just wish you could smell them. You can't stop thinking about if they smell eggy or perhaps musky and how long my unique aroma lingers for after I've let rip. So let Goddess sniff up all of her divine scent for you and describe exactly how good (or bad!) they really are...