Custom: "Mountain Airlines has upset you. On your last flight, one of the other flight attendants ratted you out for giving out your requested “special service” to a passenger. As a result, you have lost your pay and benefits for a month. This will not do. You’ll have your revenge. How? By sending a message. You go about your everyday business to start the flight. When you’re giving out pre-flight safety instructions, the same thing as last time happens, a few farts slip out, but you laugh about it, then you say, “Excuse me, but I need to use the lavatory; I’ll be right back.” You bend over slightly as you enter the door, farting loudly while looking back. You smile as you enter. To send your message, you’ve rigged a camera in front of the toilet, which connects to the monitors on the plane. As you sit down, you say, “None of you are ready for this.” As you sit, you smile and bite your lips in beautiful agony as you take a big dump on the toilet. The farting is almost endless as you laugh, knowing you’re stinking the whole plane. Your farting frenzy goes on for about 5 minutes. You clog the toilet, leave it and walk out into the aisle slowly, smiling as you do it. You lift the skirt and keep farting in front of everyone. Your farts stink so much that the plane begins to fall apart, circuits spark, windows break, and the paint on the walls begins to come off. This is your revenge. Your farts are a weapon."