I change My mind. Yeah, I know we agreed that I would take out the trash, but I've decided it should be you. YOU'RE the one that's with Her. YOU'RE the one with big fat baggage. So you should be the one to do the deed. Don't you want to finally be free of all that extra weight? Isn't it tiresome having to pretend to be into someone so fucking unattractive? Well then TAKE HER OUT...permanently! There's a reward waiting for you when you're done... Me.