If you were a real man, I'm sure you'd have the sk ill set to woo me in a way that would make me fall head over heels. Unfortunately for you, you're just a weakling who pays for the affection of anyone who will breathe in your direction. You want me to love you so badly. You want to hear those 3 words caress your ears as you're transported to another world, but alas. You need to keep paying me for the CHANCE at that.