There's nothing more I hate than a little tiny pest, and I have found a whole slew of tiny little pests sneaking into my kitchen and eating my food, tracking mud across my counters, and being nothing but a nuisance. In attempt to keep some order in my house, I have collected dozens of these tiny little male pests and placed them in a tiny little bottle.. for future use. Truth be told, I can't help but make them terrified of what their future holds and there is no way for them to know until I choose, food or garbage. It's not just any tiny man I have a taste for! I prefer a delectably sweet man and as it turns out they are few and far between. Thankfully I have this amazing state of the art garbage disposal in the kitchen and it has done an excellent job of grinding those less than delicious, pesky, tiny men into literally nothing. Listening to them scream, no matter their fate, and attempt to escape is beyond arousing and makes it nearly impossible to ever show mercy...