Oh, my goodness! How did you manage to slip that condemn off! This wasn't suppose to happen stepson! I am so pregnant! Huge and not ready. I scold you, show you my big round belly, several angles. You are off to your grocery bagging job, and I go into Labor all alone. Moaning, heavy breathing, deep breathing pushing panting and ready to go to the hospital but you aren't even here for me stepson! I go through it pushing, screaming moaning, about to deliver right here in my own bed, when you finally arrive and off we go to have a taboo made bundle of joy!