I’ve always been really fat and everyone around me seems to be really concerned about it. They keep encouraging me to go see a personal trainer so I can be healthy or whatever, and I figure I might as well give it a try to get them off my back. I have no real interest in working out, but I guess I’ll try. So I set up a meeting with trainer Whitney Morgan who says she is the best in the game and has the greatest results. So I show up to our meeting and let’s just say it didn’t go that great. It just seemed like it was going to be a lot of work and I don’t think I can give up my Dr Pepper right away and Whitney doesn’t seem to think I can lose the weight either…