DO NOT OPEN THIS CLIP! I'm warning you. If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away IMMEDIATELY! I'm being serious. Don't do it. Don't FALL for My indoctrination. Do NOT fall for My gooner initiation. In the dark recesses of your mind, you long to be controlled in a way like you've never been controlled before. This is just the start. My creepy induction will ENSARE you and you WILL be longing for more. I mean it. DON'T OPEN THIS CLIP!