You’re a wanker. A dirty, perverted wanker. Your entire life revolves around wanking, you do nothing else and your life has no meaning. You have no life, no personality, no friends and no girlfriend! A complete shell of who you used to be and now you live for wanking. Every possible trigger sets you off and sends you into a complete wanking frenzy. You don’t even care about sex anymore! It’s just you and your right hand, in a relationship together. You won’t stop even when your dick is red raw! You were once somebody but now you’re nothing but a repulsive, workless wank addict. The epitome of a fucking wanker.