**This is a no-pussy zone** Welcome to Goon Flick. It's kinda like that app you're always wasting time on, but oh-so much better! It's your new digital crack, designed to drain you of every last ounce of dignity. You won't find any pussy here, 'cause let's face it, you're far from deserving. This is all about me, your Divine Goddess, mercilessly shredding your self-esteem, one humiliating clip at a time. A loser's utopia, built to keep you locked in perpetual servitude. Now crawl on in, and start serving like you're supposed to. Happy gooning, wimps!