I'm going to allow you to break your pussy-free promise and lose your virginity. Yes, you heard me right. You made a vow to me to remain a virgin for me forever. But, forever is a long time. Have you ever had doubts? What if you're not ready for that kind of commitment? What if the unlikely scenario comes that some hopeless, sad, woman actually DOES want to have sex with an adult virgin like you? What then? I've been doing some thinking and found the perfect solution to your problem...You have my blessing to go try to get laid...but of course, there's a catch.