*BASED ON A TRUE STORY* Hello, idiot. Surely you didn't think you would get away with sending Me $5 for reparations. You're lucky I'm SO fucking nice. I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself. In this clip, you'll be reflecting on your actions while I humiliate you for your blatant disrespect. Then, we begin the countdown, where you pump and pull and stroke yourself to redemption. While doing so, you prepare a hefty tribute for Me, one far more appropriate for this historical day, Juneteenth.