You were so happy this morning, why on earth do you seem so down now sweetie?!? Oh… Your girlfriend broke up with you today, why?? Trust me, you can tell Mommy and I won’t be mad or judge you at all. She…. She didn’t like that you’re a premature ejaculator?? Wow… I’m shocked really, because well… Mommy loves guys who have that “problem” and I can’t imagine why she thought it was a bad thing! Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY