You’re ALWAYS going to be a loser, you’ve decided there’s no point in denying it, no point in fighting it you no longer want to shy away from the term LOSER you want affirmations, you want confirmation, you want validation that you are KING OF THE LOSERS! Being a loser has become your entire personality, the loser symbol represents your life. I’m going to give you affirmations to repeat after me, to repeat every single day to remind yourself of what a fucking loser you are. You’re going to stroke with the loser symbol, and repeat your affirmations while I give you jerking instructions. Jerking instructions specifically for LOSERS!