It’s not cheating because it’s all online, right? Isn’t that what you tell yourself? Or is knowing I’m your irresistible, unattainable, kinky little secret the thing that makes pumping for Me so exciting? Even after you’ve managed to find a Woman that’ll tolerate you, the psychological effects of My tantalizing manipulation and cruel denial keeps you craving My attention. You need the thrill of locking yourself away to jerk for Me and waiting until she goes to bed to binge My clips. Your undeniable porn addiction is the only thing holding your relationship together - otherwise, you’d get too bored!