You arrive home expecting your girlfriend but you find Me instead. I sit on the couch gently caressing My soft, protruding belly. I casually confess to you how I recently finished eating your girlfriend. The dear thing was delicious and effortless to devour. Halfway through swallowing her, she went limp and accepted that her fate would be met inside My tight, hot, hungry belly. I lick My lips and get close to you. You feel My breath on your face as I describe your girlfriend’s flavor. She was short, small but very sweet. I wonder if you will taste as good as her? I’m aching to be stuffed with a couple and I always satisfy My cravings. Lucky for Me, I knew that succulent thing would have a big, meaty boyfriend like you! After a quick taste test, I realize you’re not as delectable as your girlfriend. What you lack in flavor you make up for in size! With the two of you combined, My belly bulges out to the extreme. Together you attempt to struggle but it only entertains Me. I delightfully play and poke at you both as you slowly melt and soften in each other’s arms. Eventually you will begin to be absorbed by My body. Every little “couple calorie” will be put to good use.