FINALLY your wife left the house so you can fully indulge in your porn addiction. LISTEN! If you even think for one second that you're not a gooner. Not a simp. Not a porn junkie. Let me remind you that at any given moment, I could just use all the information that I know about you - against you - letting your wife know all about what you do right behind her back. It's time to fully indulge, and over consume, all that censored porn, pixelated porn, and non-nude porn ALL OVER AGAIN... THEN YOUR SECRET PORN ADDICTION IS SAFE WITH ME.