You've been slacking, I gave you a chance to be my full time cum eating condom cleaner and your performance has been lack luster. There's consequences for not consuming every last drop of hot potent sperm in this house. I just so happen to have found an old disgusting condom that's festering behind the bed for god knows how long. It's thick and chunky, definitely been cooking in the summer heat for a few weeks. Don't worry, you can help it down with some slightly fresher cum. If you hurry and aren't a little bitch about it, the one in my pussy is still warm. ;)I catch you jerking off in the bathroom again. Typical cuck. Except this time you're doing it with the positive pregnancy test you found in the garbage. I take the opportunity to let you know that it's obvs not yours, and I've actually been fucking my ex our entire relationship. lol Going to tell my ex the news tonight. Don't wait up. ;)