A night out on the town can be hard to commit to as a plus size woman. Mostly because I don't have anything that fits me these days! My weight gain has been RAPID and I'm too lazy to do much shopping. Thank goodness I have one pair of hot jeans that still fit! But as I squeeze them over my ass and finally get them buttoned, I realize 1) I'm starving and 2) I still have an hour until I'm supposed to meet with my girlfriends. So I did what any gluttonous butterball would do: I ordered a large, thick crust meatlovers pizza. Only after stripping out of my hot jeans do I attempt to stuff my face with as much pizza as my growing belly can handle. I just hope my jeans still fit after my little pig feeding....