Listen, it's way too fun ripping you off that I don't even need an excuse to do it. But maybe it will make you feel better knowing that i'm ripping you off and draining your wallet to fund a night out with my friends? I get to go out, looking hot (duh), while you get to stay home because you're broke from being ripped off! You can watch this video on repeat though, and use it to motivate you to work harder and earn more money for Me :)