Happy Birthday!! Of course I got you something, but it's more of an experience than it is a physical gift..Well, it's actually kind of both. I know you've been so curious and you've always wanted to try it..You still don't know? Start stroking for me, Birthday Boy. Go ahead..make the batter for your cake. I hope you see where this is going. If not, It's gonna be even more fun than I thought. Now start singing happy birthday to yourself.. and as you make your wish.. well.. Let's just say You'll be doing more than just blowing out your candles.