Defeat me? Please, don’t even bother wasting your time with another sad failed attempt. The truth is, you’re the only superhero that could possibly be a match for me but you continue to be unsuccessful and I think I know why. You’re weak for me. Weak for my body, weak for my curves but especially weak for my big soft pillowy pink lips. My sticky, wet, perfect pout. You fantasize about my lips every time you see me. You’re mesmerized by the daydream of kissing me. It’s your lucky day hero, I have a little experiment I want to try. I’m going to cover you in pretty pink kisses, all over your face, down your neck. Don’t try and pretend this isn’t what you’ve always wanted. Kiss me, just one little kiss will have you hooked. MUAH MUAH MUAH! Now that I’ve kissed you, I have a little secret…about my lipgloss….