It shouldn't be so easy to infiltrate your "happy home" yet here we are. Every time I even breathe, you're ready to get on your knees and disregard your lackluster relationship. Are you secretly stroking right now? Is she in bed while you open that wallet for Me? I bet this shiny slingshot bikini is making your brain melt out of your ears. The best orgasms are the ones you're not supposed to have, so stroke away little drone.