It is very clear to see that this little shrimp dick won't be good for anything! Drastic action needs to be taken, therefore I pull out my pump! After teasing the little maggot, I slide what I could into the pump and begin applying pressure! With the vacuum working a treat, this tiny little pecker starts to uncomfortably morph into something even uglier! There was only one way to know for sure whether my pump had done the job and that was to take measurements! Still going to be a pussy free loser...? I think so!