I found a pair of your boxer briefs and can't believe how small they look. I thought you'd enjoy watching me try them on for you, but trying them on ends up being a lot harder than I thought it would be. I huff and puff rolling around in bed trying to squeeze my massive belly, thick thighs, and fat ass into them. They even start to crack and pop as I try to fit into them for you. Hope you don't that I stretched them out a bit.