In the 80s there was a brief spinoff to the slime show that had something called "yellow yuck" - but was actually the same as green slime, just dyed yellow instead. On that show, the trigger phrase was "don't blame me". So in this new video you'd just be riffing about how you're wise to me now. You got me to buy a custom video, but you know not to say those words that trigger the slime. So instead you're just gonna get a 5 minute video of me sitting here, all pretty and clean and dry. You're gonna just waste all your money, but it won't be my fault, so don't blame me! Then you get yellow slimed. Then you say something like "ok, wait, so we're not doing the whole 'I don't know' thing anymore?" Then you get green slimed. Then you say “ok well at least I know how to get cleaned up” and say “water” but nothing comes down. Some BTS of hosing down :) TIGGER: Ok, well, I’m back! I see you’ve bought another video from me. But see, this time I know not to say, you know, those words. The words that make all the slime come pouring down on my head. (*Ad lib about how it felt the past times you’ve been slimed, how it got in your clothes, how long it took to wash your hair, etc. And then say…*) but that’s not gonna happen again this time! I’m just gonna stand here for 5 minutes, all clean and dry, and you’re gonna be really disappointed by this video. And when that happens it won’t be my fault, ok, so don’t blame me! *ASSISTANT dumps the entire bucket of yellow slime on TIGGER’s head from high up and off-screen. TIGGER keeps her hands at her side and does not cover her face! She very casually glances up to look into the slime after it starts falling on her. When the slime is done pouring, she looks forward again. She looks slightly frustrated and just a little bit taken aback.* TIGGER: *taken aback* Ok, wait, so we’re not doing the whole (make air quotes) “I don’t know” thing anymore? *ASSISTANT dumps the entire bucket of green slime on TIGGER’s head from high up and off-screen. TIGGER keeps her hands at her side and does not cover her face! She very casually glances up to look into the slime after it starts falling on her. When the slime is done pouring, she looks forward again. She looks slightly frustrated and just a little bit taken aback.* TIGGER: (*under your breath, but loud enough for me to hear*) Every time. He gets me every time. How does he do it? I swear… TIGGER: Ok, well, at least I know how to get this all cleaned up. TIGGER: (*pause, then declare in a confident tone*) Water! (*and look up*) *Nothing happens* TIGGER: I said, WATER! (*Look up again*) *Still nothing happens* TIGGER: Fuckin’ drought… *End scene*