I caught your girlfriend cheating in a bar. She met a really tall, dark handsome man and she went home with him. I thought you deserved to know, as no one wants to get cheated on and never find out about it! You ask me questions and I answer them, but then I start being mean, as if I’m reveling in what I’m telling you. I start telling you how tall, dark and handsome the guy was. How rich he looked. How all the women were staring at home and flocking around him. I rub it in to you that she went home with you and taunt you about. “She definitely fucked him!” I start to tell you about how he’s completely the opposite of you. Maybe you could have stopped her if you were more of a man. This guy is the epitome of an alpha Chad and you’re just a pathetic beta manlet! You’re spineless, weak, you’ve let yourself g and you’re broke! No woman wants a man like you! No wonder she left you. She deserves better and you deserve to be alone! You know what? I bet she’s fucking him right now too. I bet she’s not even given you a second thought. All she’s thinking about now is his big dick and getting fucked by him. She told me you have a really bad sex life too. I mean, I’m not surprised. Beta males never know how to fuck! I verbally tease you and humiliate you and remind you what a pathetic, worthless loser you are and gloat to you about how this man who is so much wealthier, hotter and more powerful than you stole your girl away and you’re never getting her back because you’ll never be enough for her. And now you're left with no girlfriend and visions of your ex getting fucked and pounded into oblivion by another man.