It's honestly so annoying that you keep pulling away from my ass whenever I fart. Here, that's better! I think I'm just going to strap your face up my ass with this harness every single day, knowing that you're back there squirming around trying to breathe but can only swallow my gas is just too fucking funny hahahah. Well bitch, go on, try and pull away now! No? Nothing? Good then, you'd better open your mouth, I can feel another one coming and I think it might be wet...