Were you seriously spying on me while I worked out? I should teach you a lesson you perv! Make sure you sniff all these up. I bet you even secretly enjoy these hot sweaty farts! Each fart has a cute little booty blast~
I'd suck my dad's dick to hold your hand. But only one suck, in and out, nothing crazy. Okay, I probably wouldn't. That sounds traumatizing. But you get the gist of it. I envy your ability to make farts cute.