POV you are a girl, from female perspective): I am your gym trainer and you pay me for personal training sessions. You have been slacking BIG TIME. You’ve been eating fast food and not following any of my health and fitness protocol. You’re just a fat sloppy bitch. I give you a drop of what you think is simply an all natural holistic weight loss concoction, but in reality is it shrink serum and I have just shrunken you into the size of a barbie doll! I squeeze you like a stress ball making your eyes bulge and make you massage my sweaty feet. I make you lick my feet, toes, and even the palms of my hands. I make you kiss my biceps and apologize for not following your planned workout and diet routine. I reluctantly accept your apology and shove you in my stinky gym shoe and leave you there until after my next workout when I can use you again as my personal foot masseuse.